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Wednesday, May 23, 2018 14/82749

Business Update: Our customers keep sending us their personal information, even though we've repeatedly asked them to stop. The EU told me I'm the heir to some ancient European throne that makes me exempt from the GDPR, but we should probably still try to fix that.

Monday, May 21, 2018 14/82714

Morning News: Support your local paper, unless it's just been bought by some sinister hedge fund or something, which it probably has.

Friday, May 18, 2018 14/82674

MC Hammer Age: Wait, sorry, I got mixed up--he's actually almost 50. It's the kid from The Karate Kid who just turned 40.

Wednesday, May 16, 2018 14/82666

Repairs: I was just disassembling it over the course of five hours so it would fit in the trash more efficiently.

Monday, May 14, 2018 14/82658

Fatal Crash Rate: Fixating on this seems unhealty. But in general, the more likely I think a crash is, the less likely one becomes, which is a strange kind of reverse placebo effect.