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Friday, September 22, 2017 14/78736

Thread: Since the current Twitter threadfall kicked off in early 2016, we can expect it to continue until the mid 2060s when the next Interval begins.

Wednesday, September 20, 2017 14/78699

USB Cables: Tag yourself, I'm "frayed."

Monday, September 18, 2017 14/78662

Obsolete Technology: And I can't believe some places still use fax machines. The electrical signals waste so much time going AROUND the Earth when neutrino beams can go straight through!

Thursday, September 14, 2017 14/78606

What to Bring: I always figured you should never bring a gun to a gun fight because then you'll be part of a gun fight.

Wednesday, September 13, 2017 14/78570

xkcd Phone 6: We understand your privacy concerns; be assured that our phones will never store or transmit images of your face.

Monday, September 11, 2017 14/78518

Still in Use: 'Which one?' 'I dunno, it's your house. Just check each object.' 'Check it for *what*?' 'Whether it looks like it might have touched a paper towel at some point and then forgotten to let go.' '...' 'You can also Google to learn how to check which things are using which resources.' 'You know, I'll just leave the towel there and try again tomorrow.'

Friday, September 8, 2017 14/78467

Two Down, One to Go: The third row will probably have to wait until 2034, and maybe longer. If I see a daytime supernova, I'll replace the meteor storm with that and consider it 3/3.

Wednesday, September 6, 2017 14/78431

Typing Notifications: Over the years I've decided I'd rather have them on than not, but I'm glad there aren't "has opened a blank note to compose a reply to you" notifications.

Monday, September 4, 2017 14/78393

Ensemble Model: I'm in talks with Netflix to produce an alternate-universe crime drama about the world where sliced bread was never re-legalized, but it's going slowly because they keep changing their phone numbers and the door lock codes at their headquarters.

Friday, September 1, 2017 14/78339

Ringer Volume/Media Volume: Our new video ad campaign has our product's name shouted in the first 500 milliseconds, so we can reach the people in adjacent rooms while the viewer is still turning down the volume.

Wednesday, August 30, 2017 14/78299

Supervillain Plan: Someday, some big historical event will happen during the DST changeover, and all the tick-tock articles chronicling how it unfolded will have to include a really annoying explanation next to their timelines.

Monday, August 28, 2017 14/78261

Color Models: What if what *I* see as blue, *you* see as a slightly different blue because you're using Chrome instead of Firefox and despite a decade of messing with profiles we STILL can't get this right somehow.

Friday, August 25, 2017 14/78205

Drone Training: The joke will be on him in a few weeks when animal control shows up and takes custody of his Roomba.

Wednesday, August 23, 2017 14/78170

Eclipse Review: I watched from a beautiful nature reserve in central Missouri, and it was--without exaggeration--the coolest thing I've ever seen.