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Thursday, May 25, 2017 14/76464

Anti-Drone Eagles: It's cool, it's totally ethical--they're all programmed to hunt whichever bird of prey is most numerous at the moment, so they leave the endangered ones alone until near the end.

Wednesday, May 24, 2017 14/76444

Who?: Gonna feel even dumber when I realize that all this time he's been talking into a bluetooth thingy and we're not actually friends.

Monday, May 22, 2017 14/76402

Genetic Testing Results: That's very exciting! The bad news is that it's a risk factor for a lot of things.

Friday, May 19, 2017 14/76348

Doctor Visit: According to these blood tests, you're like 30% cereal.

Tuesday, May 16, 2017 14/76293

Machine Learning: The pile gets soaked with data and starts to get mushy over time, so it's technically recurrent.

Monday, May 15, 2017 14/76269

Rental Car: Technically, both cars are haunted, but the murder ghosts can't stand listening to the broken GPS for more than a few minutes.

Friday, May 12, 2017 14/76204

Okeanos: WHEN I WAS ON A BOAT I DROPPED MY PHONE CAN U LOOK FOR IT

Wednesday, May 10, 2017 14/76172

Random Obsessions: I take the view that "open-faced sandwiches" are not sandwiches, but all other physical objects are.

Monday, May 8, 2017 14/76135

Lunch Order: GO FOR LUNCH, REPEAT, GO FOR LUNCH.

Friday, May 5, 2017 14/76083

Code Quality 3: It's like a half-solved cryptogram where the solution is a piece of FORTH code written by someone who doesn't know FORTH.

Wednesday, May 3, 2017 14/76044

Photo Library Management: A good lifehack is to use messy and unstable systems to organize your photos. That way, every five years or so it becomes obsolete and/or collapses, and you have to open it up and pick only your favorite pictures to salvage.

Monday, May 1, 2017 14/76006

Here to Help: "We TOLD you it was hard." "Yeah, but now that I'VE tried, we KNOW it's hard."

Friday, April 28, 2017 14/75950

ISS Solar Transit 2: Most people don't realize it, but they actually launch a new space station every few weeks because this keeps happening.

Wednesday, April 26, 2017 14/75895

Geochronology: 'The mountains near here formed when the ... Newfoundland ... microplate collided with, uhh ... Labrador.' 'Ok, now you're definitely just naming dogs.' 'Wait, no, that's actually almost correct.'