Saturday, June 25, 2016 33/70241
It's amazing how many trophies your peers got. They must've really been special.
Friday, June 24, 2016 33/70222
'For a variety of reasons' is a great response to any joke that starts with a question.
Thursday, June 23, 2016 33/70201
Until you teach someone calculus, they can't even walk finite distances. But they can get reallllllly close.
Wednesday, June 22, 2016 33/70181
THIS IS EXACTLY HOW FILIBUSTERS WORK
Tuesday, June 21, 2016 33/70159
I admit it's unlikely that I am a terrorist, but we shouldn't rule out the possibility.