Comics! Abstruse Goose

Wednesday, June 18, 2014 36/54662

This is the best I could do on short notice.

Thursday, June 12, 2014 36/54552

This is very similar to the technique of proof by intimidation.

Monday, June 9, 2014 36/54479

...except without the hot wife, two healthy children, a steady job, and a nice house.

Friday, June 6, 2014 36/54394

And also when I look at pictures of what people wore in the 70s, ...

Monday, June 2, 2014 36/54319

Getting hit in the nuts hurts a lot more than getting hit in the head. Conclusion: Evolution thinks that your nuts are more important than your brain. I agree with evolution.

Wednesday, May 28, 2014 36/54190

Somebody please do this and post it on YouTube so I can live vicariously through your awesomeness.

Monday, May 19, 2014 36/53987

When I am puzzled by people's behavior, I always choose to interpret it in a way that gives me the greatest faith in humanity.

Monday, May 12, 2014 36/53857

There are no winners here.

Thursday, May 8, 2014 36/53773

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Tuesday, April 29, 2014 36/53577

When I can no longer satisfy the COLLOM with my income, I just feed it my hopes and dreams.

Tuesday, April 22, 2014 36/53430

...because it's really starting to freak me out.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014 36/53304

If you can't teach quantum physics to a 5-year-old, then you do not know the secret.

Thursday, April 10, 2014 36/53174

I am not a smart man, but I know what irony is.

Monday, April 7, 2014 36/53109

I requested 5-day shipping, but Amazon upgraded me to 2-day shipping for free. Without my permission. Bastards.