Wednesday, June 18, 2014 36/54662
This is the best I could do on short notice.
Thursday, June 12, 2014 36/54552
This is very similar to the technique of proof by intimidation.
Monday, June 9, 2014 36/54479
...except without the hot wife, two healthy children, a steady job, and a nice house.
Friday, June 6, 2014 36/54394
And also when I look at pictures of what people wore in the 70s, ...
Monday, June 2, 2014 36/54319
Getting hit in the nuts hurts a lot more than getting hit in the head. Conclusion: Evolution thinks that your nuts are more important than your brain. I agree with evolution.
Wednesday, May 28, 2014 36/54190
Somebody please do this and post it on YouTube so I can live vicariously through your awesomeness.
Monday, May 19, 2014 36/53987
When I am puzzled by people's behavior, I always choose to interpret it in a way that gives me the greatest faith in humanity.
Monday, May 12, 2014 36/53857
There are no winners here.
Thursday, May 8, 2014 36/53773
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Tuesday, April 29, 2014 36/53577
When I can no longer satisfy the COLLOM with my income, I just feed it my hopes and dreams.
Tuesday, April 22, 2014 36/53430
...because it's really starting to freak me out.
Wednesday, April 16, 2014 36/53304
If you can't teach quantum physics to a 5-year-old, then you do not know the secret.
Thursday, April 10, 2014 36/53174
I am not a smart man, but I know what irony is.
Monday, April 7, 2014 36/53109
I requested 5-day shipping, but Amazon upgraded me to 2-day shipping for free. Without my permission. Bastards.